Definition of the Day 8-1-13 — Americanism

Posted: August 1, 2013 in Humor, Livin' in the USA, Politics
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AMERICANISM, n. 1) The desire to purge America of all those qualities that make it a more or less tolerable place in which to live; 2) The ability to simultaneously kiss ass, follow your boss’s orders, swallow a pay cut, piss in a bottle, cower in fear of job loss,  and brag about your freedom.

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–from the upcoming revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary scheduled for June 2016

American Heretic's Dictionary revised and expanded by Chaz Bufe, front cover

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