Definition of the Day (11/5/13): Stupidity

Posted: November 5, 2013 in Humor, Livin' in the USA
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STUPIDITY, n. An invaluable commodity. The grease which lubricates the wheels of American commerce, politics, and religion. Indeed, without a plentiful supply of this vital fluid, the American economic system would grind to a halt, theofascist Republicans and corporate-tool Democrats would become endangered species, and the televangelism industry would vanish into thin air–and not because it had become “unmanned” during the “rapture.”

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

American Heretic's Dictionary revised and expanded by Chaz Bufe, front cover

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