IPA, n. (esp. “Double IPA”) India Pale Ale. The over-hopped, fermented malt beverage equivalent of bragging about the size of your dick. On the one hand, no one in their right mind wants to hear about it, and on the other, no one in their right mind wants to put it to their lips.
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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary
Sharp and Pointed 