Definition of the Day 11-23-13 — IPA

Posted: November 23, 2013 in Humor
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IPA, n. (esp.  “Double IPA”) India Pale Ale. The over-hopped, fermented malt beverage equivalent of bragging about the size of your dick. On the one hand, no one in their right mind wants to hear about it, and on the other, no one in their right mind wants to put it to their lips.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

American Heretic's Dictionary revised and expanded by Chaz Bufe, front cover

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