MYSTIC, n. A man or woman who wishes to understand the mysteries of the universe but is too lazy to study physics.
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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary
Lol. Very good. But one could respond with…
Physicist (typically) – man or women who wishes to understand the mysteries of the universe but is too lazy to study themselves.
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