Definition of the Day 12/15/13 — Beret

Posted: December 15, 2013 in Humor
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BERET, n. A favored means of calling attention to one’s baldness. Less striking than the “comb over,” but equally effective.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

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