Definition of the Day 2-2-14 — Rapture

Posted: February 2, 2014 in Humor, Religion
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RAPTURE, n. An eagerly awaited religious event in which the world will be rid of much unwanted rubbish.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

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