Definition of the Day 2-6-14 — Televangelist

Posted: February 5, 2014 in Christianity, Humor, Religion
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TELEVANGELIST, n. Ideally suited to his profession, the televangelist makes a career of denouncing greed, gluttony, dishonesty, drunkenness, drug abuse, prostitution, adultery, fornication, and homosexuality — and thus speaks from a wealth of personal experience.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

  1. Truly troubled indeed! Can anyone help?


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