Definition of the Day 2-6-14 — Televangelist

Posted: February 5, 2014 in Christianity, Humor, Religion
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televangelist

TELEVANGELIST, n. Ideally suited to his profession, the televangelist makes a career of denouncing greed, gluttony, dishonesty, drunkenness, drug abuse, prostitution, adultery, fornication, and homosexuality–and thus speaks from a wealth of personal experience.

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–From the upcoming revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary scheduled for June 2016

American Heretic's Dictionary revised and expanded by Chaz Bufe, front cover

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  1. Truly troubled indeed! Can anyone help?

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