Definition of the Day 4-3-14 — Objectivism

Posted: April 2, 2014 in Atheism, Cults, Humor, Philosophy, Psychology
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Objectivism graphic from The American Heretic's Dictionary

OBJECTIVISM, n. 1)  A cult ideology combining worship of a second-tier romance novelist with sociopathy; 2) The most grandiose excuse imaginable for failure to pay child support.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

  1. James Luchte says:

    Excellent definition!


    • Thanks. I had fun writing it.

      For a laugh, gather a few friends, open one of Rand’s novels to a random page, and start reading aloud. If you’re “lucky,” you’ll hit one of the pages-long pedantic passages. Even if you don’t, the writing is still so bad that virtually every passage is unintentionally hilarious.


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