Definition of the Day 5/6/14: Financially Secure

Posted: May 6, 2014 in Economics, Humor, Sex
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FINANCIALLY SECURE, 1) As used by women on dating sites: “must be willing to support me in the manner to which I wish to become accustomed”; 2) As used as a self-descriptive term by men on dating sites: A) “desperate enough to support you in the manner in which you wish to become accustomed”; and/or B) “exchanging my soul for the money seemed like a good idea at the time.”

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

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