Definition of the Day 5/29/14 — Slave Owner

Posted: May 29, 2014 in Economics, Language Use, Livin' in the USA, Politics
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SLAVE OWNER, n. The world’s most effective job creator, and one still widely admired and pined over by certain segments of the U.S. popure consideration for the feeling of others, are reluctant to openly discuss their feelings in raw, historically accurate words. Hence their widespread adoption of the more mellifluous, soothing term, “job creator.”

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

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