Definition of the Day 8-31-14 — Single

Posted: August 31, 2014 in Humor, Psychology
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SINGLE, adj. Suffering impaired vision. When in public places, unable to see anything other than happy couples.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

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  1. Oh, that’s so true!

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