Definition of the Day 12-8-14 –DJ

Posted: December 8, 2014 in Humor, Music
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DJ, n. Someone who considers himself a musician but who cannot sing, cannot play an instrument, cannot write music, and cannot even read music. A musician in the sense that someone who “artistically” arranges a cork board of Thomas Kinkade prints is an artist.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

 

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