Definition of the Day 3-30-15 — Techno

Posted: March 30, 2015 in Humor, Music
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TECHNO, n. Musical heroin. Music stripped of all of the elements that make music intellectually stimulating, so as to be accessible to its consumers (not “listeners”); 2) A type of DMZ—a DeMusicalized Zone. See also “Hip Hop” and “Modern-Day Country.”

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary


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