“I pledge allegiance, to the Flag of the Divided States of America. And to the PACs, for which it stands, one Nation, at odds, divisible, with Liberty and Justice for some.”
–Neil DeGrasse Tyson, “Truthful Pledge of Allegiance.”
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(Of course, deluded right-wingers are going crazy–well, even more crazy–over the very obvious truths in Tyson’s pledge. One suspects that Aaron Sorkin, screenwriter of A Few Good Men, was thinking of these types when he came up with the line, “You can’t handle the truth.”)
Sharp and Pointed 
All great except for the allegiance part. He’s not that dumb.
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