Definition of the Day 9-26-15 — Catholicism

CATHOLICISM, n. A popular form of self-degradation involving ritual cannibalism.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

 

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And lest we forget what we’re dealing with, here’s Louis CK’s ever-timely reminder.