VEGANS, n. pl. Vegetarians on steroids. The subspecies “vegans with a vengeance” have been known, through sheer force of personality, to induce meat consumption in lifelong vegetarians, and have made a healthy, ecologically sound diet less popular than oral herpes. As the old joke goes, “Don’t worry about whether any of your dinner guests are vegans—they’ll let you know.”
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–from The American Heretic’s Dictionary (revised & expanded)
(with apologies to whoever came up with the joke at the end of the definition; if you know, please leave a comment)
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