Definition of the Day 10-21-15 — Decades

Posted: October 21, 2015 in Humor
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DECADES (usually five), n. pl. On any given date, the projected length of time before fusion renders all other forms of power generation obsolete.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

 

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