Definition of the Day 11-18-15 — Move Forward

Posted: November 17, 2015 in Humor, Politics
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MOVE FORWARD, phr.  An abbreviated phrase much in vogue with the president and other public officials. Its full form is as follows: “We should move forward from the base concept of holding the rich and powerful accountable for their actions. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along. Move forward.”

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

 

American Heretic's Dictionary revised and expanded by Chaz Bufe, front cover

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