Definition of the Day 11-26-15 — Thanksgiving

Posted: November 26, 2015 in Humor
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THANKSGIVING, n. 1) A day on which thanks are given that that bloated, python-digesting-a-deer feeling will soon pass, and that the day will not recur for another year; 2) A five-course family feast consisting of boredom, tension, anger, recriminations, and guilt, held under the pretense of picking over the carcass of a murdered bird.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

 

American Heretic's Dictionary revised and expanded by Chaz Bufe, front cover

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