Definition of the Day 11-26-15 — Thanksgiving

Posted: November 26, 2015 in Humor

THANKSGIVING, n. 1) A day on which thanks are given that that bloated, python-digesting-a-deer feeling will soon pass, and that the day will not recur for another year; 2) A five-course family feast consisting of boredom, tension, anger, recriminations, and guilt, held under the pretense of picking over the carcass of a murdered bird.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary

American Heretic's Dictionary revised and expanded by Chaz Bufe, front cover

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