Definition of the Day 1-5-16 — Shortness

Posted: January 5, 2016 in Humor, Sex
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SHORTNESS, n. A physical trait in men that women—who are above judging the opposite sex on the basis of appearance—find unattractive.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

American Heretic's Dictionary revised and expanded by Chaz Bufe, front cover

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