Definition of the Day 1-15-16 — If

Posted: January 15, 2016 in Humor, Psychology
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IF, conj. A handy self-torture device, as in, “If I had only . . .”

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

American Heretic's Dictionary revised and expanded by Chaz Bufe, front cover

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