Definition of the Day 1-15-16 — If

Posted: January 15, 2016 in Humor

IF, conj. A handy self-torture device, as in, “If I had only . . .”

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary

American Heretic's Dictionary revised and expanded by Chaz Bufe, front cover

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