Definition of the Day 1-17-16 — Thief

Posted: January 17, 2016 in Humor
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THIEF, n. One who wrongfully obtains the property of others, but is so unwise as to do it on a small scale.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

American Heretic's Dictionary revised and expanded by Chaz Bufe, front cover

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