Definition of the Day 1-31-16 (Iowa caucuses edition) — Hell

Posted: January 31, 2016 in Humor, Livin' in the USA, Politics
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"Hell" graphic by J.R. Swanson from "The Devil's Dictionaries"

HELL, n. A place of everlasting torment, much like the United States during an election year.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

American Heretic's Dictionary revised and expanded by Chaz Bufe, front cover

  1. Gregory Chmara says:

    Your time frame in this definition is not up to date. The time period should be modified (modernized) in the USA to 18 months before party primaries of three years following the election of an opposite party member following his/her election.

    More sane nations limit their campaign periods to less than 2 months.


  2. Gregory Chmara says:

    Definition 2 – any place in the proximity of a party member of office seeker looking to election or re-election.


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