“I’m a very stable genius” — The Evidence

Posted: January 6, 2018 in Livin' in the USA, Politics, Quotations
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Earlier today, the celebrated literary lion and noted performance artist Donald J. Trump pointed out the obvious on, of course, Twitter: “I’m a very stable genius.”

To find evidence of this prodigy’s remarkable IQ and unparalleled emotional stability, one need look no further than his own words in interviews and, of course, on Twitter. The following should put the matter to rest.

“It’s very possible that I could be the first presidential candidate to run and make money on it.” –quoted in Fortune, April 3, 2000

“40 Wall Street [owned by Trump] actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan… And now it’s the tallest.” –September 11, 2001 interview on WWOR

“They don’t write good. They have people over there, like Maggie Haberman and others, they don’t — they don’t write good. They don’t know how to write good.” — interview on The Sean Hannity Show, August 1, 2016

“You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.” –2005 Access Hollywood tape with Billy Bush

“If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” –interview on The View, March 6, 2006

“I will be phenomenal to the women.” –on Face The Nation, August 9, 2015

“China steals U.S. Navy research drone in international waters — rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented [sic] act.” –tweet on Decmber 17, 2016

“But you also had people that were very fine people, on both sides.” –news conference on August 15, 2017 commenting on neo-Nazis and anti-Nazi protesters in the aftermath of the Charlottesville neo-Nazis/white supremacist demonstration

“I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge.” –quoted in Time, April 14, 2011

“I think I am, actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.” — 60 Minutes interview, July 17, 2016

“I am honered [sic] to serve you, the great American People [sic], as your 45th President of the United States!” –tweet on January 21, 2017

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay? It’s, like, incredible.” –at a campaign rally in Sioux City, Iowa, January 23, 2016

We could go on indefinitely, but why bother? The above quotations amply demonstrate how fortunate we all are to have this paragon of stability’s tiny hands on the “bigger and more powerful” “Nuclear Button.”

All hail the genius, glorious leader! (And, sadly, some will.)

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