BIRTHDAY. n. A milepost on the march to death.
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— This one is not from The American Heretic’s Dictionary (revised & expanded), the 21st-century successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary, but it will be if we ever get around to publishing a further expanded edition. (The link goes to 50 sample definitions and illustrations.)
Sharp and Pointed 
Ho hum.Not on par with definitions in book.
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