Definition of the Day 12/25/19 — Christmas

Posted: December 24, 2019 in Christianity, Humor, Religion
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CHRISTMAS, n. A day of mourning set aside to commemorate a disaster which befell mankind, and more especially womankind, two millennia ago.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the 21st-century successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

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