I picked up a hitchhiker the other day, and we got to talking.
He eventually asked me, “Most people won’t pick up hitchhikers anymore; weren’t you afraid I might be a serial killer?”
I told him, “No. The chances of two serial killers being in the same car at the same time are astronomical.”
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(I have no idea who came up with this joke — but whoever you are, thanks; and thanks also to my pal Michael Turner for passing this one along.)
Sharp and Pointed 