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Joke of the Day 11-16-17

Posted: November 15, 2017 in Humor, Jokes
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“Take my advice. I’m not using it.”

–Anonymous


Grant Brisbee

“It seems funny to you that [Giancarlo] Stanton might want to come to the Giants. This is because you actually spent time — time you will never, ever, ever get back — watching this horrible team as it spun around the toilet and mercifully went down, never to resurface.”


“Indiana appeals court rules sex offenders can attend church with children present. Guess there won’t be a priest shortage after all.”

–from the most entertaining site on the interweb, fark.com


ALTERNATIVE, adj. Ineffective, as in “alternative medicine.” (See also “Homeopathy“)

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–This one isn’t from The American Heretic’s Dictionary (revised & expanded), the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary, but it will be if we ever get around to publishing a further expanded edition.

American Heretic's Dictionary revised and expanded by Chaz Bufe, front cover


“Write something, even if it’s just a suicide note.”

–Gore Vidal, “Writing advice from Gore Vidal


After nearly nine relentless months of racism, narcissism, authoritarianism, idiocy, compulsive lying, vomit-inducing abuse, and world-threatening sociopathy, I think we can all use a good laugh. Enjoy.

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–from the anonymous genius who comes up with Seattle Propane’s Wallingfordsign