“If we could play a tune on a skeleton as on a marimba, we would be tapping a spinal chord.”
(The above image is Miguel Posada’s most famous calavera.)
“Socrates said, ‘The unexamined life is not worth living.’ He was right. But the examined life is no bargain, either.”
–Woody Allen, Cafe Society
“Don’t you just hate rhetorical questions?”
–no idea where this came from, so let’s credit it to Anonymous
“When I was younger, I dreamed of groupies. Now, I dream of roadies.”
–yours truly, the last time I loaded all the gear heading to a bar gig
At this point, I think we can all use this. Enjoy.
–from Seattle Propane’s Wallingfordsign
What did Jeffrey Dahmer
say to Lorena Bobbitt?
“Excuse me. Are you gonna eat that?”
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(For once we know the source of a joke: Ellen Barkin told this one on the David Letterman Show in 1994.)