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Joke of the Day 3-29-17

Posted: March 29, 2017 in Humor, Jokes, Music
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Calavera by Miguel Posada

“If we could play a tune on a skeleton as on a marimba, we would be tapping a spinal chord.”

–Stuart Faxon

(The above image is Miguel Posada’s most famous calavera.)


“Socrates said, ‘The unexamined life is not worth living.’ He was right. But the examined life is no bargain, either.”

–Woody Allen, Cafe Society

Joke of the Day 1-27-17

Posted: January 26, 2017 in Humor, Jokes, Language Use

“Don’t you just hate rhetorical questions?”

–no idea where this came from, so let’s credit it to Anonymous

Crude Joke of the Day 12-9-16

Posted: December 9, 2016 in Humor, Jokes, Language Use

capital

(Sorry, but I do not know where this came from. Thanks to my pal Leo for passing this one along.)


“When I was younger, I dreamed of groupies. Now, I dream of roadies.”

–yours truly, the last time I loaded all the gear heading to a bar gig

Joke of the Day 11-10-16

Posted: November 10, 2016 in Humor, Jokes, Language Use

At this point, I think we can all use this. Enjoy.

grammar-joke

–from Seattle Propane’s Wallingfordsign


What did Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeffrey Dahmer

say to Lorena Bobbitt?

Lorena Bobbitt

“Excuse me. Are you gonna eat that?”

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(For once we know the source of a joke:  Ellen Barkin told this one on the David Letterman Show in 1994.)