Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category


“Socrates said, ‘The unexamined life is not worth living.’ He was right. But the examined life is no bargain, either.”

–Woody Allen, Cafe Society

Joke of the Day 1-27-17

Posted: January 26, 2017 in Humor, Jokes, Language Use

“Don’t you just hate rhetorical questions?”

–no idea where this came from, so let’s credit it to Anonymous

Crude Joke of the Day 12-9-16

Posted: December 9, 2016 in Humor, Jokes, Language Use

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(Sorry, but I do not know where this came from. Thanks to my pal Leo for passing this one along.)


“When I was younger, I dreamed of groupies. Now, I dream of roadies.”

–yours truly, the last time I loaded all the gear heading to a bar gig

Joke of the Day 11-10-16

Posted: November 10, 2016 in Humor, Jokes, Language Use

At this point, I think we can all use this. Enjoy.

grammar-joke

–from Seattle Propane’s Wallingfordsign


What did Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeffrey Dahmer

say to Lorena Bobbitt?

Lorena Bobbitt

“Excuse me. Are you gonna eat that?”

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(For once we know the source of a joke:  Ellen Barkin told this one on the David Letterman Show in 1994.)


Rodney Dangerfield on stage

(Looks out at audience, sweat on forehead, eyes bulging out)

“I don’t get no respect.”

“I called a suicide hotline in Pakistan.”

(wipes forehead, straightens tie, jerks head)

“And they asked me if I could drive a truck.”

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(I have no idea who came up with this great joke. It might have been Dangerfield, but I doubt it.)