Posts Tagged ‘Gate Crashers’


“The Teskin are one of the most specialized carnivores in the known galaxy. They evolved over the millennia to infiltrate cocktail parties, wedding receptions, and class reunions. Once inside they corner their unsuspecting prey and regale them with hours of banal anecdotes about office politics, family vacations, and medical issues. A successful hunt ends when the target kills himself out of desperation.”

–Patrick S. Tomlinson, Gate Crashers