Posts Tagged ‘Pranks’


It’s been a while since we’ve posted one of these, so this’ll be a bit longer than usual. Given these dark times and the need for comic relief, we’re mostly featuring Funny Internet Crap this time around. We’ve found some choice items so, as always, hang onto your hats and enjoy.

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  • Deadstate is always good for a few laughs amidst the political and religious horrors it tends to cover. Our current favorite story is “University psychiatrist: Saying Trump is mentally ill is a ‘terrible insult to the mentally ill.'”
  • Rudy Rucker’s Juicy Ghost is a  “a political sci-fi story,” that the standard sci-fi magazines thought was too hot to handle. (Rucker is a very well established sci-fi author — normally the mags would gobble up any short story he submitted.) So, because none of the magazines would publish it, Rucker put it up in its entirety on his own blog. It’s short, but highly enjoyable.
  • Everyone loves a good prank, and for some fun examples see this story about Jeff Wysaski’s “obvious plants.” They good, but not as good as the following fake poster plastered all over Santa Cruz a couple of years ago:

  • And everyone loves to indulge in schadenfreude (feeling joy at another’s misfortune). And it’d be hard to top the amount of pure joy one feels when viewing this video taken inside a restaurant in China by a live-streamer who filmed herself trying to eat a live octopus. By far the best thing about this is that she did everything from planning this animal-abuse atrocity to attempting to execute it herself. Bon appetit!
  • Speaking of animals and sheer nuttiness all wrapped up in a conspiracy theory, check out this story about the Birds Aren’t Real campaign. (Yes, birds have all been replaced by surveillance drones.)
  • If you think most modern pop music utterly sucks, you’re right. For an entertaining exposition on just how and why so much of it does, check out Axis of Awesome’s “How to Write a Love Song.”
  • And what better to finish with than what might be the funniest short video ever posted on Youtube dealing with fishing, rednecks, and beer. You’ve gotta love this guy.

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Porky Pig


(This one doesn’t reflect well on me, but it’s funny enough to post nonetheless.)

Several years ago, on a Sunday afternoon, telemarketers were bugging me — several irritating calls came in, all from anonymous or out-of-area-code numbers I didn’t recognize.

Since it was Sunday afternoon, chances of getting a business call were almost nil. So, when another out-of-area-code unidentified number came up, I thought to myself, “Self, let’s screw with ’em.”

I picked up the receiver, immediately shouted as loud as I could, “Oh my god! There’s blood everywhere!”, hung up, and then didn’t answer when the caller rang again almost immediately.

Well, it turned out my caller i.d. wasn’t working as advertised, and I would have recognized the caller’s number if it had come up correctly.

The following day the caller i.d. was working again, and I discovered the identity of the caller I’d pranked: it was my brother. He wasn’t amused.