Posts Tagged ‘Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy’

MUSTURBATION, n. A form of self-abuse practiced by those in the habit of shoulding all over themselves.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary (with a tip of the hat to Albert Ellis, originator of Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy, who coined the term)