Posts Tagged ‘Relationships’


“I want a relationship that involves more than sex. . . Do you drink?”

–Anonymous

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Quoted in The Heretic’s Handbook of Quotations

Front cover of "The Heretic's Handbook of Quotations


SINGLE, adj. Suffering impaired vision. When in public places, unable to see anything other than happy couples.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary


Monogamy graphic by J.R. Swanson from "The Devil's Dictionaries"LOVE, n. The recognition of another’s ability to increase one’s happiness; 2) A form of temporary insanity. The cure, as Nietzsche points out, often costs no more than the price of a new pair of eyeglasses.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary