Definitions of the Day: Assaulting an Officer, Perjury

Posted: June 3, 2020 in Livin' in the USA
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Assaulting an OfficerASSAULTING AN OFFICER, phr. The usual legal charge after your face assaults a nightstick.

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PERJURY, n. A common leisure-time activity of policemen.

(from The American Heretic’s Dictionary — I wrote these definitions, and my pal J.R. did the illustration, in the wake of the 1992 Rodney King riots, in which I participated. More on this later today or Thursday.)

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