ASSAULTING AN OFFICER, phr. The usual legal charge after your face assaults a nightstick.
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PERJURY, n. A common leisure-time activity of policemen.
(from The American Heretic’s Dictionary — I wrote these definitions, and my pal J.R. did the illustration, in the wake of the 1992 Rodney King riots, in which I participated. More on this later today or Thursday.)
Sharp and Pointed 