Joke of the Day 9-20-16 (fake Dangerfield joke)

(Looks out at audience, sweat on forehead, eyes bulging out)

“I don’t get no respect.”

“I called a suicide hotline in Pakistan.”

(wipes forehead, straightens tie, jerks head)

“And they asked me if I could drive a truck.”

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(I have no idea who came up with this great joke. It might have been Dangerfield, but I doubt it.)