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We put up our 1,000th post a couple of weeks ago. Since then, we’ve been looking through everything we’ve posted, and have been putting up “best of” lists in our most popular categories.

This is the eighth of our first-1,000 “best of” lists. We’ve already posted the Science Fiction, HumorMusicInterviews, AtheismEconomics, and Addictions lists, and will shortly be putting up our final “best ofs”: Politics and  Religion.

Best Science & Skepticism Posts


by Zeke Teflon

While vegging out in front of the tube the other night, I channel surfed to the Hitler Channel, which remarkably enough was showing a non-World War II-related “documentary” on, of course, aliens. During its course, an interviewer asked the trump question “ufologists” always ask about supposed alien visits to Earth (this is a paraphrase): “There are so many other stars and galaxies that there have to be aliens. Aren’t those who deny that aliens visited Earth being close minded?”

If you had to choose one question as proof that there are stupid questions, this is it.

Let’s take a close look at that question and the presumptions that underlie it. First, while it seems very likely that there are intelligent aliens in the universe, there’s still no proof that they exist. As Stephen Jay Gould once remarked when asked about this matter, “Not enough data.” In other words, it’s impossible to prove a negative, the burden of proof rests on the positive, and those who say there’s intelligent alien life have yet to present any evidence for it. And just because something seems likely doesn’t mean it is so.

The right question is this: Have intelligent aliens visited Earth? Again, the burden of proof rests on the positive. And, again, there is no physical evidence that indicates that aliens have visited. Not even one gram of a metal alloy unknown on Earth. Nothing.

There’s anecdotal evidence in abundance, but no hard evidence. Not surprisingly, that anecdotal “evidence” comes almost exclusively from those with little or no scientific background.  For some reason, aliens and UFOs are remarkably adept at hiding from scientists, and especially from astronomers.

Then, of course, there’s the matter of the almost unimaginable distances between the stars and the almost equally unimaginable energy requirements of traveling at even a small fraction of the speed of light. One illustrative fact here is that the fastest spacecraft ever launched from Earth would take approximately 80,000 years to reach the nearest star (if it was headed in that direction, which it isn’t). Those who assert that aliens have visited Earth either ignore these difficulties or gloss over them by blithely asserting that aliens have mastered faster-than-light travel, again while presenting no evidence whatsoever for it.

There’s also the matter of SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence). In the over half-century of organized SETI searches, SETI researchers have yet to find evidence of alien civilizations. And, needless to say, they want to–for many, it’s their life’s work. The difference between them and “ufologists” is that they follow standard scientific procedure, in which evidence determines conclusions, while “ufologists” insist that their conclusions are correct, while presenting no evidence to support them.

Ufologists need to put up or shut up. Unfortunately, thus far they’ve done neither.

As for skeptics being “close minded,” which is more close minded, the skeptical position, “I’ll consider any possibility. Just show me some good evidence for it,” or the ufo-believer position, which insists on the truth of a cherished belief in the absence of evidence?

Finally, for a bit of fun with UFOs and “ufologists,” here’s “Abductee Blues,” a song I recorded with the Pinche Blues Band a few years ago. It’s on the now out-of-print CD, “Three-Beer Night.” Enjoy.

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Zeke Teflon is the author of Free Radicals: A Novel of Utopia and Dystopia.

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Yesterday's Kin, by Nancy Kress front cover(Yesterday’s Kin, by Nancy Kress. Tachyon, 2014, $14.95, 189 pp.)

reviewed by Zeke Teflon

Despite its nearly 200 pages, this is a novella rather than a novel. The story runs to only 35,000 to 40,000 words, but the publisher used a space-inefficient format to bump up the page count: a space-hog font (Georgia), a large point size with average leading (looks like 12/14.5) , and fairly generous margins; this works out to nine words per line; with approximately 24 or 25 full lines per page (out of 31, including dialogue and partial lines at the end of paragraphs), and that equals roughly 225 words per page (versus the 325 to 350 which are about average for a 5.5″x8.5″ page). Then consider that the book starts on page 11, that there are four blank pages following chapters that end on odd-numbered pages, and that the book appears to be printed on high-bulk paper (which increases width), and voila, a sub-40,000-word novella appears very much like a short novel of 60,000 words.

There’s nothing terribly wrong with this–such manipulation is quite common in the publishing industry–but it’s something to be aware of the next time you buy a book. If the font is blocky, it’s size large, the leading (spacing between lines) wide, and the margins ample, you likely won’t get as much story as you think you’re paying for.

But enough about the book’s layout–on to the tale itself.

As the book’s back cover puts it, “Aliens have landed in New York City. After several tense months, they finally reveal the reason for their arrival. The news is not good.” To be slightly more precise, they need the help of Earth to combat a problem that threatens both their extinction and that of the humans on Earth.

The tense story revolves around the experiences of geneticist Marianne Jenner, one of the scientists recruited to work to stop the potential extinction, and her three grown children, Noah (a deeply troubled drug addict), Elizabeth (an authoritarian Border Patrol agent), and Ryan (an environmental scientist). The tension in Yesterday’s Kin is a result  of the book’s “timelock” (a standard fictional device that gives protagonists a limited time to solve a problem), which provides a sense of urgency throughout the story. In addition to the timelock, Yesterday’s Kin features other sci-fi background staples, such as panspermia and faster than light flight, both necessary to the story.

It’s told in medium third person, with Marianne and Noah as the alternating point of view characters. This seems odd, but the reason for making Noah, a clearly secondary character, a p.o.v. character is revealed toward the end of the novella. Both characters are well described and their actions and reactions are believable, though as one might expect in a novella it’s not all that easy to care about them. This is especially so with Noah, who’s not as well developed as Marianne, and is simply not likable.

The positive aspects of Yesterday’s Kin are that the plot is, overall, plausible and gripping, the background in a future U.S.A. is all too believable, the dialogue seems realistic, and the characters are believable. The negative aspects are that one of the p.o.v. characters, Noah, is neither sympathetic nor interesting, and that it’s difficult to buy that aliens capable of faster than light interstellar flight, with a civilization tens of thousands of years old, are no more advanced in the biological sciences than 21st-century humans. Kress, however, quickly glosses over that problem, and once you get past it, if you even notice it, everything else falls into place.

Recommended, though it’s debatable whether a novella is worth $14.95.

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Zeke Teflon is the author of Free Radicals: A Novel of Utopia and Dystopia. He’s currently working on the sequel.

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probing alien

About 15 years ago, I was sitting around one night watching The Hitler Channel.  They were showing a “documentary” on folks who claimed they’d been abducted by aliens. After about 10 minutes of it, I said to myself, “Self, you can’t let ’em get away with this! Who are you not to ridicule them?”

This song was the result.

I’m an awful vocalist, and it took me literally 15 years to find a good one to do it. Finally, after endless badgering, my pal Abe agreed to record it (but for the final screaming and begging from a guy being probed — that’s yours truly; Abe just couldn’t get into it.)

This is the result. Enjoy.

Abductee Blues

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Zeke Teflon is the  author of Free Radicals: A Novel of Utopia and Dystopia.

Free Radicals front cover


by Zeke Teflon

While vegging out in front of the tube the other night, I channel surfed to the Hitler Channel, which remarkably enough was showing a non-World War II-related “documentary” on, of course, aliens. During its course, an interviewer asked the trump question “ufologists” always ask about supposed alien visits to Earth (this is a paraphrase): “There are so many other stars and galaxies that there have to be aliens. Aren’t those who deny that aliens visited Earth being close minded?”

If you had to choose one question as proof that there are stupid questions, this is it.

Let’s take a close look at that question and the presumptions that underlie it. First, while it seems very likely that there are intelligent aliens in the universe, there’s still no proof that they exist. As Stephen Jay Gould once remarked when asked about this matter, “Not enough data.” In other words, it’s impossible to prove a negative, the burden of proof rests on the positive, and those who say there’s intelligent alien life have yet to present any evidence for it. And just because something seems likely doesn’t mean it is so.

The right question is this: Have intelligent aliens visited Earth? Again, the burden of proof rests on the positive. And, again, there is no physical evidence that indicates that aliens have visited. Not even one gram of a metal alloy unknown on Earth. Nothing.

There’s anecdotal evidence in abundance, but no hard evidence. Not surprisingly, that anecdotal “evidence” comes almost exclusively from those with little or no scientific background.  For some reason, aliens and UFOs are remarkably adept at hiding from scientists, and especially from astronomers.

Then, of course, there’s the matter of the almost unimaginable distances between the stars and the almost equally unimaginable energy requirements of traveling at even a small fraction of the speed of light. One illustrative fact here is that the fastest spacecraft ever launched from Earth would take approximately 80,000 years to reach the nearest star (if it was headed in that direction, which it isn’t). Those who assert that aliens have visited Earth either ignore these difficulties or gloss over them by blithely asserting that aliens have mastered faster-than-light travel, again while presenting no evidence whatsoever for it.

There’s also the matter of SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence). In the over half-century of organized SETI searches, SETI researchers have yet to find evidence of alien civilizations. And, needless to say, they want to–for many, it’s their life’s work. The difference between them and “ufologists” is that they follow standard scientific procedure, in which evidence determines conclusions, while “ufologists” insist that their conclusions are correct, while presenting no evidence to support them.

Ufologists need to put up or shut up. Unfortunately, thus far they’ve done neither.

As for skeptics being “close minded,” which is more close minded, the skeptical position, “I’ll consider any possibility. Just show me some good evidence for it,” or the ufo-believer position, which insists on the truth of a cherished belief in the absence of evidence?

Finally, for a bit of fun with UFOs and “ufologists,” here’s “Abductee Blues,” a song I wrote a few years ago and recorded with the Pinche Blues Band in 2014. It’s on the now out-of-print CD, “Three-Beer Night.” Enjoy.

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Zeke Teflon is the author of Free Radicals: A Novel of Utopia and Dystopia.

Free Radicals, by Zeke Teflon front cover

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