Definition of the Day 4-14-14 — Gonads

Posted: April 14, 2014 in Humor, Sex
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GONADS, n. pl. A remarkable aid to vision, our gonads allow us to see in potential sexual partners redeeming features which are completely invisible to the naked eye.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

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