PERSECUTION, n. According to many religious folk, the cruel, intolerant treatment of Christians in the United States, due to their comprising a mere 70% of the population and 90% of lawmakers.

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–from the revised and expanded edition of The American Heretic’s Dictionary, the best modern successor to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary

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